Wednesday, June 13, 2007

I may have a lawsuit

The Pentagon last week acknowledged planning to build a "gay bomb." Here is a PDF file of the contracting document itself.
Capability Sought and Uses to Which It Could Be Put
a. Chemicals that could be sprayed onto enemy positions or onto infiltration routes used by enemy forces. Three classes of chemical weapon are proposed ...
(3) Category #3: Chemicals that effect human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected. One distasteful but completely nonlethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical caused homosexual behavior ...
I *knew* it. THAT'S what happened.

I must have been downwind from the tests, like with the 50s A-bomb tests with the Bikini Islanders and the GI guinea pigs. It just so happens that 1994, the year of the funding, was the year I first committed a sexual sin. Coincidence? I think not. I think I need some compensation for the years of trauma the Military-Industrial Complex imposed on me.

I should note though, that I do not have halitosis.

1 comment:

Jeron said...

As a former Air Force Officer, this is really offensive and just so saddens me.