So what was this deep-seated perversion? This abomination in the eyes of the LORD?
"a bottle of champagne and freshly-made brownies"Talk about "objectively disordered." Revoke this man's Official Homo Card. Where did he learn such bad taste? Brownies and milk ... great. Champagne and caviar or hors d'ouevres ... great. Brownies and champagne? Most worthy of death.