Andrew Sullivan described
his Valentine's Day last week. And there revealed his penchant for foul and unnatural deeds. No ... not what you're thinking (it was actually a totally chaste post, viewed in itself. Not even an allusion from the grammatical genders. If you didn't know, you wouldn't know).
So what was this deep-seated perversion? This abomination in the eyes of the LORD?
"a bottle of champagne and freshly-made brownies"
Talk about "objectively disordered." Revoke this man's Official Homo Card. Where did he learn such bad taste? Brownies and milk ... great. Champagne and caviar or hors d'ouevres ... great. Brownies and champagne? Most worthy of death.
Andrew Sullivan described his Valentine's Day last week. And there revealed his penchant for foul and unnatural deeds. No ... not what you're thinking (it was actually a totally chaste post, viewed in itself. Not even an allusion from the grammatical genders. If you didn't know, you wouldn't know).
So what was this deep-seated perversion? This abomination in the eyes of the LORD?
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